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5th Grade Rocks – T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
5th grade—where I’m basically a scholar, ruling the playground with a juice box and a backpack full of dreams I’ll forget by lunch. I’ve mastered long division and the art of pretending I didn’t just trade my carrots for a cookie—genius-level multitasking, obviously. This shirt’s my crown, ‘cause I’m too cool for 4th grade but…
Description
5th grade—where I’m basically a scholar, ruling the playground with a juice box and a backpack full of dreams I’ll forget by lunch. I’ve mastered long division and the art of pretending I didn’t just trade my carrots for a cookie—genius-level multitasking, obviously. This shirt’s my crown, ‘cause I’m too cool for 4th grade but not dumb enough to think middle school won’t eat me alive. Teachers love me, or at least they fake it ‘til recess, while I’m over here plotting world domination via dodgeball. I’m 10 going on “please stop calling me kiddo,” rocking this tee like it’s my ticket to the big leagues. Lunchroom drama’s my reality TV, and I’m the star—bow down, peasants with crustless sandwiches. Fifth grade’s my peak; I’ve got pencils, sass, and a vague crush on someone from art class. Catch me flexing this shirt—future me’s already jealous.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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