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Shrimps are Bugs – T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Say “crawly cuisine” to the “Shrimps are Bugs T-shirt”, your cotton callout for when you’re ready to ruin shrimp cocktail with a dose of reality, you sea-bug snitch! This shirt’s softer than a shrimp’s squish and sassier than your “they’re roaches” smirk—perfect for wearing while you dunk those critters and watch seafood fans squirm.…
Description
Say “crawly cuisine” to the “Shrimps are Bugs T-shirt”, your cotton callout for when you’re ready to ruin shrimp cocktail with a dose of reality, you sea-bug snitch! This shirt’s softer than a shrimp’s squish and sassier than your “they’re roaches” smirk—perfect for wearing while you dunk those critters and watch seafood fans squirm. Slip it on and watch your friends gag as you strut like a marine myth-buster—because “shrimps are bugs” means you’re too woke for the buffet, you prawn-poking prankster! It’s the ultimate jab at fancy plates, stitched with enough snark to make a crab cringe. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your wisdom—because you’re not just eating, you’re bug-baring, you shellfish-shaming smartass!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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