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ABANDON ALL HOPE – T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Welcome to the “ABANDON ALL HOPE T-shirt”, your bold cotton banner for when you’re over fairy tales and ready to reign in the dark, you nihilism-nailing nutjob! This shirt’s softer than your “nothing matters” sigh and snappier than your “screw it” snap—perfect for wearing while you scoff at pep talks and call your cat…
Description
Welcome to the “ABANDON ALL HOPE T-shirt”, your bold cotton banner for when you’re over fairy tales and ready to reign in the dark, you nihilism-nailing nutjob! This shirt’s softer than your “nothing matters” sigh and snappier than your “screw it” snap—perfect for wearing while you scoff at pep talks and call your cat your last friend. Slip it on and watch your pals flinch as you swagger like a doom-day duke—because “all hope” means you’ve torched the light and kept the ashes, you gloom-governing guru! It’s the ultimate roast of bright vibes, wrapped in fabric so cozy you’ll sulk in comfort. Get this fierce find and wear your wreck—because you’re not just hopeless, you’re hopelessly hardcore, you anguish-adoring ace!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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