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King Koala T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Welcome to the “King Koala T-shirt”, your bold cotton scepter for the marsupial monarch too chill to care, you tree-hugging tyrant! This gem’s comfier than a koala’s eucalyptus coma and edgier than your “I run this forest” delusions—perfect for wearing while you loaf around and demand tribute in the form of snacks you won’t share.…
Description
Welcome to the “King Koala T-shirt”, your bold cotton scepter for the marsupial monarch too chill to care, you tree-hugging tyrant! This gem’s comfier than a koala’s eucalyptus coma and edgier than your “I run this forest” delusions—perfect for wearing while you loaf around and demand tribute in the form of snacks you won’t share. Slip it on and watch your pals salute—or sigh—as you channel King Koala, the sovereign who’d rather doze than deal with drama—because ruling’s easy when your subjects are leaves, you smug snoozer! It’s the kind of shirt that says “I’m the boss” louder than your snore at noon. Snag this sassy slab and wear your crown—because you’re not just a critter, you’re the king, you languid luminary!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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