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Enemy Of The State T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Say howdy to the “Enemy Of The State T-shirt”, your sarcastic badge for when you’re one step from burning your ID and living off-grid with the squirrels, you anarchist-in-training! This gem’s comfier than your bunker couch and snappier than your “taxes are theft” tirade—perfect for wearing while you stockpile canned goods and mutter about “the…
Description
Say howdy to the “Enemy Of The State T-shirt”, your sarcastic badge for when you’re one step from burning your ID and living off-grid with the squirrels, you anarchist-in-training! This gem’s comfier than your bunker couch and snappier than your “taxes are theft” tirade—perfect for wearing while you stockpile canned goods and mutter about “the man” like he’s hiding in your bushes. Slip it on and watch your boss flinch as you swagger in, looking like you’re about to declare war on the photocopier—because “enemy” isn’t just a title, it’s your vibe, you petty patriot! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “catch me if you can” louder than your VPN subscription boasts. Snag this sassy slab and flex your fugitive flair—because you’re not just off the grid, you’re off the rails, you chaos-crowned king!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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