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Fork in the Road T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Say bon appétit to the “Fork in the Road T-shirt”, your cotton compass for when life hands you a split path and you’re too indecisive to pick, you waffling wanderer! This shirt’s softer than your excuses and sassier than your “I’ll figure it out later” shrug—perfect for wearing while you stand at life’s crossroads,…
Description
Say bon appétit to the “Fork in the Road T-shirt”, your cotton compass for when life hands you a split path and you’re too indecisive to pick, you waffling wanderer! This shirt’s softer than your excuses and sassier than your “I’ll figure it out later” shrug—perfect for wearing while you stand at life’s crossroads, wondering if “fork” means food or failure. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like a philosopher with a utensil fetish—because nothing says “deep” like a shirt that’s basically a pun on your paralysis, you dithering dork! It’s the ultimate jab at decision dread, stitched with enough snark to make a GPS jealous. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your indecision—because you’re not just lost, you’re forked, you path-picking procrastinator!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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