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What The F**ak Is A Kilometer – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
What the f**k is a kilometer, you say? Picture a mile, but it’s wearing a beret, smoking a cigarette, and refusing to tip the waiter. It’s the metric system’s attempt to flex on us, like, “Look at me, I’m so precise and worldly!” Precise? Please—I don’t need my distance telling me it’s 1.60934 times better…
Description
What the f**k is a kilometer, you say? Picture a mile, but it’s wearing a beret, smoking a cigarette, and refusing to tip the waiter. It’s the metric system’s attempt to flex on us, like, “Look at me, I’m so precise and worldly!” Precise? Please—I don’t need my distance telling me it’s 1.60934 times better than a mile; I need it to shut up and get me to the drive-thru. Kilometers are basically the kale of measurements—nobody likes them, but they keep showing up anyway. Miles forever, baby.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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