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Wednesday Child Is Full Of Woe – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Congrats, Wednesday child, you’ve won the cosmic lottery for misery, and this t-shirt is your grand prize—a wearable shrine to your eternal sulk. While Tuesday’s brats are busy being “full of grace,” you’re over here hoarding gloom like it’s the last slice of pizza at a pity party. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a…
Description
Congrats, Wednesday child, you’ve won the cosmic lottery for misery, and this t-shirt is your grand prize—a wearable shrine to your eternal sulk. While Tuesday’s brats are busy being “full of grace,” you’re over here hoarding gloom like it’s the last slice of pizza at a pity party. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a billboard announcing your VIP status in the Sad Sack Club. Flaunt it, you brooding legend, because nothing says “life of the party” like a wardrobe that screams “I’d rather be napping in a coffin.” Born midweek, cursed forever—truly, the universe’s most sarcastic punchline. Woe’s your brand, and business is booming.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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