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Wednesday Child Is Full Of Woe – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Oh, Wednesday child, you tragic little midweek miracle, this t-shirt’s for you—a cotton canvas painted with the tears of your endless woe. While Friday’s brats are popping bottles, you’re over here popping existential crises like they’re bubble wrap. It’s not just apparel; it’s a badge of honor for surviving a birthright that’s basically a permanent…
Description
Oh, Wednesday child, you tragic little midweek miracle, this t-shirt’s for you—a cotton canvas painted with the tears of your endless woe. While Friday’s brats are popping bottles, you’re over here popping existential crises like they’re bubble wrap. It’s not just apparel; it’s a badge of honor for surviving a birthright that’s basically a permanent raincloud subscription. Strut your stuff, you ambassador of angst, and let this tee scream what you won’t: “I’m fine, just dramatically doomed.” The universe said, “Here, have some sorrow,” and you said, “Make it fashion.” Woe’s your co-pilot, and this shirt’s the ride.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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