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Cousin Crew – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Introducing the Cousin Crew, where the family tree’s more like a tangled weed patch—full of thorns and a little sticky. We’re the squad that knows your middle school poetry phase wasn’t “just a phase,” Karen, and we’ve got the receipts to prove it. This shirt’s for the cousins who’ve mastered the art of fake-laughing at…
Description
Introducing the Cousin Crew, where the family tree’s more like a tangled weed patch—full of thorns and a little sticky. We’re the squad that knows your middle school poetry phase wasn’t “just a phase,” Karen, and we’ve got the receipts to prove it. This shirt’s for the cousins who’ve mastered the art of fake-laughing at Dad’s jokes while plotting to steal the good leftovers. We’re united by shared trauma, like that time we all pretended the burnt turkey was “rustic.” Our motto? “We’re family, so I can say that.” Slap this on and strut, because being this extra runs in our blood.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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