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please be patient i have autism – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say “loading, please wait” to the “please be patient i have autism T-shirt”, your cotton cue for when your brain’s a puzzle and they’re too dumb to solve it, you neuro-nifty nutcase! This shirt’s softer than your “give me time” sprawl and sassier than your “I’m fine” lie—perfect for wearing while you dodge eye…
Description
Say “loading, please wait” to the “please be patient i have autism T-shirt”, your cotton cue for when your brain’s a puzzle and they’re too dumb to solve it, you neuro-nifty nutcase! This shirt’s softer than your “give me time” sprawl and sassier than your “I’m fine” lie—perfect for wearing while you dodge eye contact and outsmart the “speed up” simpletons. Slip it on and watch your posse smirk as you strut like a glitchy guru—because “please be patient” means you’re a masterpiece mid-render, you oddball-orchestrating overlord! It’s the ultimate jab at their rush, stitched with enough snark to make a stopwatch weep. Grab this sassy slab and wear your wildcard—because you’re not just autistic, you’re awesomely asynchronous, you tempo-tweaking titan!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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