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Bitcoin – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Oh, look at you, wearing a Bitcoin T-shirt like you’re some kind of digital pioneer, bravely mining imaginary coins while the rest of us peasants cling to our boring, tangible cash. I bet you spent three hours explaining blockchain to your grandma, only for her to ask if it’s that newfangled knitting pattern she saw…
Description
Oh, look at you, wearing a Bitcoin T-shirt like you’re some kind of digital pioneer, bravely mining imaginary coins while the rest of us peasants cling to our boring, tangible cash. I bet you spent three hours explaining blockchain to your grandma, only for her to ask if it’s that newfangled knitting pattern she saw on Pinterest. This shirt screams, “I’ve got 0.0003 BTC and a dream,” which is adorable until the Wi-Fi cuts out and your fortune vanishes faster than a magician’s rabbit. It’s not just a T-shirt; it’s a lifestyle choice that says, “I trust math more than banks,” which is bold for someone who failed algebra twice. Wear it ironically or unironically—either way, you’re one market crash away from trading it for a sandwich. At least it’s soft enough to cry into when the bubble bursts.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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