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Blizzard Warning – T-shirt
$15.68 – $21.77
Brace yourself for the “Blizzard Warning T-shirt”, your cotton SOS for when Mother Nature decides to yeet a snowpocalypse your way, you frostbite-fearing fool! This shirt’s softer than your panic-bought blanket pile and sassier than your “I’m moving south” rant—perfect for wearing while you shovel your driveway and curse every flake like it’s personal. Slip…
Description
Brace yourself for the “Blizzard Warning T-shirt”, your cotton SOS for when Mother Nature decides to yeet a snowpocalypse your way, you frostbite-fearing fool! This shirt’s softer than your panic-bought blanket pile and sassier than your “I’m moving south” rant—perfect for wearing while you shovel your driveway and curse every flake like it’s personal. Slip it on and watch your neighbors smirk as you strut like a doomsday prophet—because nothing says “prepared” like a shirt that’s basically a middle finger to clear skies, you icy instigator! It’s the ultimate jab at winter’s wrath, stitched with enough snark to make a snowman sweat. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your freeze—because you’re not just cold, you’re blizzard-battling, you shivering showoff!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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