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Childless Cat Lady – T shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Feast your eyes on the “Childless Cat Lady T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a life of fur over diapers and chaos over carpools, you kitty-kingdom kook! This gem’s comfier than your cat-hair throne and punchier than your “I’ve got my babies” quip—perfect for wearing while you spoil Sir Paws and dodge the “when’s the…
Description
Feast your eyes on the “Childless Cat Lady T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a life of fur over diapers and chaos over carpools, you kitty-kingdom kook! This gem’s comfier than your cat-hair throne and punchier than your “I’ve got my babies” quip—perfect for wearing while you spoil Sir Paws and dodge the “when’s the kid?” nags like a boss. Slip it on and watch your crew cackle as you flex your “childless” swagger—because “cat lady” means you’re winning with whiskers, you litter-loving loudmouth! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “I’m free” louder than your meow at a crying baby. Snag this sassy slab and strut your status—because you’re not just kid-free, you’re cat-lady colossal, you feline-flaunting firebrand!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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