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Gobble Me Swallow Me – T-shirt
$15.68 – $21.77
Feast your eyes on the “Gobble Me Swallow Me T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a vibe so spicy it’s basically a buffet of bad decisions, you lip-licking loudmouth! This gem’s comfier than your “come hither” sprawl and punchier than your “take a taste” taunt—perfect for wearing while you slay the club and dodge the…
Description
Feast your eyes on the “Gobble Me Swallow Me T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a vibe so spicy it’s basically a buffet of bad decisions, you lip-licking loudmouth! This gem’s comfier than your “come hither” sprawl and punchier than your “take a taste” taunt—perfect for wearing while you slay the club and dodge the “calm down” cops. Slip it on and watch your crew smirk as you flaunt your “swallow me” swagger—because “gobble me” means you’re a meal they can’t handle, you heat-hauling hussy! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “try me” louder than your cackle at a shy guy’s stutter. Snag this sassy slab and strut your stuff—because you’re not just a snack, you’re a whole damn feast, you gulp-goddess goof!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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