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woke up looking for the broccoli
£13.00 – £17.00
Feast your eyes on the “woke up looking for the broccoli T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a morning so bizarre you’d rather nap than explain it, you floret-finding freak! This gem’s comfier than your REM-cycle haze and punchier than your “where’d it go?” grunt—perfect for wearing while you rummage through the kitchen, chasing a…
Description
Feast your eyes on the “woke up looking for the broccoli T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a morning so bizarre you’d rather nap than explain it, you floret-finding freak! This gem’s comfier than your REM-cycle haze and punchier than your “where’d it go?” grunt—perfect for wearing while you rummage through the kitchen, chasing a cruciferous ghost from your subconscious. Slip it on and watch your crew cackle as you flex your “broccoli quest” vibes—because “woke up looking” means you’re one stem away from a padded cell, you groggy greenhorn! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “send coffee” louder than your yawn over an empty veggie drawer. Snag this sassy slab and strut your sleepy saga—because you’re not just confused, you’re broccoli-baffled, you dawn-dazed dingus!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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