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woke up looking for the broccoli – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say “where’s the green?” to the “woke up looking for the broccoli T-shirt”, your cotton chronicle of a veggie quest that’s dumber than your dreams, you sleepwalking sprout-seeker! This shirt’s softer than your pillow crease and sassier than your “I’m healthy now” flex—perfect for wearing while you stumble to the fridge at dawn, hunting…
Description
Say “where’s the green?” to the “woke up looking for the broccoli T-shirt”, your cotton chronicle of a veggie quest that’s dumber than your dreams, you sleepwalking sprout-seeker! This shirt’s softer than your pillow crease and sassier than your “I’m healthy now” flex—perfect for wearing while you stumble to the fridge at dawn, hunting broccoli like it’s a lost treasure. Slip it on and watch your roommates smirk as you strut like a groggy greengrocer—because “looking for the broccoli” isn’t just a wake-up call, it’s a cry for help, you kale-craving kook! It’s the ultimate jab at your own nonsense, stitched with enough snark to make a carrot blush. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your weird—because you’re not just awake, you’re broccoli-befuddled, you veggie-vexed vagrant!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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