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Childless Cat Lady – T-shirt
$15.68 – $21.77
Welcome to the “Childless Cat Lady T-shirt”, your bold cotton badge for when you’re too busy hoarding cats to care about carpool lanes, you fur-flinging free spirit! This shirt’s softer than your “no kids, no stress” nap and snappier than your “cats are my kids” rant—perfect for wearing while you knit sweaters for Fluffy…
Description
Welcome to the “Childless Cat Lady T-shirt”, your bold cotton badge for when you’re too busy hoarding cats to care about carpool lanes, you fur-flinging free spirit! This shirt’s softer than your “no kids, no stress” nap and snappier than your “cats are my kids” rant—perfect for wearing while you knit sweaters for Fluffy and glare at family reunion pics. Slip it on and watch your pals flinch as you swagger like a feline overlord—because “childless” means you’re winning at life one scratch post at a time, you purr-peddling punk! It’s the ultimate roast of breeder culture, wrapped in fabric so cozy you’ll reign in comfort. Get this fierce find and wear your whiskers—because you’re not just child-free, you’re cat-lady iconic, you claw-commanding champ!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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