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Childless Cat Lady – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say “meow, no kids” to the “Childless Cat Lady T-shirt”, your cotton throne for when you’re ruling a feline kingdom instead of a minivan, you purr-proud pariah! This shirt’s softer than your cat’s fur and sassier than your “babies are overrated” flex—perfect for wearing while you sip wine and judge the PTA from your…
Description
Say “meow, no kids” to the “Childless Cat Lady T-shirt”, your cotton throne for when you’re ruling a feline kingdom instead of a minivan, you purr-proud pariah! This shirt’s softer than your cat’s fur and sassier than your “babies are overrated” flex—perfect for wearing while you sip wine and judge the PTA from your couch. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like a queen of claws—because “childless cat lady” means you’re too cool for diaper duty, you whisker-worshipping witch! It’s the ultimate jab at suburban norms, stitched with enough snark to make a toddler tantrum blush. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your crown—because you’re not just kid-free, you’re cat-crowned, you feline-fancying fiend!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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