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Gulf of Weymouth – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Feast your eyes on the “Gulf of Weymouth T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a coastal speck so irrelevant it’s probably just a puddle with delusions, you tide-chasing trickster! This gem’s comfier than a crab’s nap and punchier than your “I’m a beach bum” excuse—perfect for wearing while you dodge jellyfish and claim Weymouth’s gulf is…
Description
Feast your eyes on the “Gulf of Weymouth T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a coastal speck so irrelevant it’s probably just a puddle with delusions, you tide-chasing trickster! This gem’s comfier than a crab’s nap and punchier than your “I’m a beach bum” excuse—perfect for wearing while you dodge jellyfish and claim Weymouth’s gulf is the next big thing. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you hype a shoreline that’s more myth than marina—because “gulf” sounds way cooler than “that ditch by the pier,” you nautical numpty! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “I’m from somewhere” louder than your sunburned whining. Snag this sassy slab and wear your Weymouth weirdness—because you’re not just coastal, you’re confusing, you gulf-gloating goon!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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