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Bitcoin – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Behold the Bitcoin T-shirt, the uniform of every dude who’s one YouTube tutorial away from calling himself a financial genius. You’re rocking this like it’s proof you’ve cracked the code to infinite wealth, while your mom still Venmos you $20 for gas. It’s got that perfect mix of “I’m better than fiat” smugness and “please…
Description
Behold the Bitcoin T-shirt, the uniform of every dude who’s one YouTube tutorial away from calling himself a financial genius. You’re rocking this like it’s proof you’ve cracked the code to infinite wealth, while your mom still Venmos you $20 for gas. It’s got that perfect mix of “I’m better than fiat” smugness and “please don’t ask me about my portfolio” panic. This shirt says you’ve spent more time refreshing Coinbase than talking to another human, and honestly, who needs friends when you’ve got a private key tattooed on your soul? Pair it with cargo shorts and a superiority complex for the full effect. When the revolution comes, you’ll be the one bartering this tee for a single potato.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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