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Bitcoin – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Sporting this Bitcoin T-shirt is like tattooing “I told you so” on your chest, except you’re still waiting for the part where you’re right. It’s the ultimate power move for the guy who thinks he’s a crypto prophet, but his biggest win was selling at a 2% profit in 2017. This shirt’s got all the…
Description
Sporting this Bitcoin T-shirt is like tattooing “I told you so” on your chest, except you’re still waiting for the part where you’re right. It’s the ultimate power move for the guy who thinks he’s a crypto prophet, but his biggest win was selling at a 2% profit in 2017. This shirt’s got all the swagger of someone who owns “the future,” paired with the quiet shame of forgetting their exchange password. Wear it to signal you’re above the rat race, while secretly praying your boss doesn’t find out you spent the rent on altcoins. It’s a sarcastic salute to the dreamers who think they’ll cash out before the bubble pops—spoiler: you won’t. At least it’s comfy enough to sleep in when you’re broke.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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