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Your Mom Is My Cardio – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Forget spin class—your mom is my cardio, and she’s got me sweating bullets 24/7. I’m power-walking past her house to avoid the “you’ve gained weight” lecture, lunging out of sight when she pulls out baby photos, and doing mental gymnastics to explain why I’m “too busy” to mow her lawn. My heart’s pounding harder than…
Description
Forget spin class—your mom is my cardio, and she’s got me sweating bullets 24/7. I’m power-walking past her house to avoid the “you’ve gained weight” lecture, lunging out of sight when she pulls out baby photos, and doing mental gymnastics to explain why I’m “too busy” to mow her lawn. My heart’s pounding harder than a techno beat at a rave. She’s basically my personal trainer, minus the spandex and plus the guilt. I’m in peak condition—peak exhaustion, that is. Thanks, lady, for the free workout plan.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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