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Cousin Crew – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Bow down to the Cousin Crew, the royal court of chaos where every member’s a jester and the throne’s made of passive-aggressive comments. We’re the ones who turn a casual “how’s it going” into a three-hour saga about that time Cousin Mike got stuck in a kiddie slide—true story. This shirt’s your ticket to the…
Description
Bow down to the Cousin Crew, the royal court of chaos where every member’s a jester and the throne’s made of passive-aggressive comments. We’re the ones who turn a casual “how’s it going” into a three-hour saga about that time Cousin Mike got stuck in a kiddie slide—true story. This shirt’s your ticket to the club that knows your browser history (don’t ask) and still lets you sit with us. We’ve got loyalty thicker than Mom’s gravy and shade sharper than her kitchen knives. Family gatherings? More like improv night with worse lighting. Rock this tee, because we’re the cousins you can’t escape—and don’t want to.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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