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Shrimps Are Bugs – T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Welcome to the “Shrimps Are Bugs T-shirt”, your bold cotton banner for when you’re ready to expose shrimp as the ocean’s creepy crawlies, you underwater-upending upstart! This shirt’s softer than your shrimp-induced shudders and snappier than your “they’ve got legs” rant—perfect for wearing while you gross out the table and call it “educating the masses.”…
Description
Welcome to the “Shrimps Are Bugs T-shirt”, your bold cotton banner for when you’re ready to expose shrimp as the ocean’s creepy crawlies, you underwater-upending upstart! This shirt’s softer than your shrimp-induced shudders and snappier than your “they’ve got legs” rant—perfect for wearing while you gross out the table and call it “educating the masses.” Slip it on and watch your squad flinch as you swagger like a seafood snitch—because “shrimps are bugs” means you’re one step from banning them, you critter-calling crusader! It’s the ultimate roast of gourmet delusions, wrapped in fabric so cozy you’ll debunk in comfort. Get this fierce find and wear your revelation—because you’re not just dining, you’re dissecting, you bug-blaring braniac!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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