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Defund The Media – T shirt
$15.68 – $21.77
“Defund The Media” — because nothing says “unbiased reporting” like a newsroom full of egomaniacs chasing clicks like they’re Pokémon cards. They’ll swear they’re essential, but last I checked, my life doesn’t hinge on their 12th hot take about the same story. Strip their funding, and maybe they’d have to sell artisanal conspiracy theories at…
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“Defund The Media” — because nothing says “unbiased reporting” like a newsroom full of egomaniacs chasing clicks like they’re Pokémon cards. They’ll swear they’re essential, but last I checked, my life doesn’t hinge on their 12th hot take about the same story. Strip their funding, and maybe they’d have to sell artisanal conspiracy theories at the farmer’s market. No more sanctimonious lectures—just me, my dog, and a glorious lack of breaking news alerts. They’d call it a crisis; I’d call it the best nap I’ve had in years. Print the shirt, save the world.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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