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Shrimp Jesus – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Feast your eyes on the “Shrimp Jesus T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to the shellfish messiah who’d rather surf waves than split seas, you tide-taming trickster! This gem’s comfier than a shrimp boat bunk and punchier than your “he died for your cocktail sauce” quip—perfect for wearing while you slurp gumbo and dodge the “blasphemy”…
Description
Feast your eyes on the “Shrimp Jesus T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to the shellfish messiah who’d rather surf waves than split seas, you tide-taming trickster! This gem’s comfier than a shrimp boat bunk and punchier than your “he died for your cocktail sauce” quip—perfect for wearing while you slurp gumbo and dodge the “blasphemy” gasps. Slip it on and watch your crew cackle as you flex your “Shrimp Jesus” swagger—because “Jesus” with shrimp beats loaves and fishes any day, you crustacean-crowning clown! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “amen and pass the lemon” louder than your burp at the boil. Snag this sassy slab and strut your sea gospel—because you’re not just devout, you’re deliciously divine, you shrimp-blessed buffoon!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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