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Don’t Mess With My Discount – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Oh, you think you can just waltz in here and mess with my discount? Honey, I’ve been coupon-clipping since you were in diapers, and I’ll defend this 20% off like it’s my firstborn child. This isn’t just a sale—it’s a sacred ritual, a dance of thrift and triumph. You try to snatch my deal, and…
Description
Oh, you think you can just waltz in here and mess with my discount? Honey, I’ve been coupon-clipping since you were in diapers, and I’ll defend this 20% off like it’s my firstborn child. This isn’t just a sale—it’s a sacred ritual, a dance of thrift and triumph. You try to snatch my deal, and I’ll unleash a Karen-level meltdown so epic they’ll write folk songs about it. My discount is my destiny, my one true love, and I’ll fight you in the clearance aisle with a hanger if I have to. Step off, or prepare for the wrath of a bargain hunter scorned.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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