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Don’t Mess With My Discount – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
You wanna mess with my discount? Bold move, considering I’ve got the reflexes of a caffeinated squirrel and the moral outrage of a reality TV contestant. This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a battle cry for every penny-pincher who’s ever glared at an expiration date. I’ll protect this deal like it’s the last slice of pizza…
Description
You wanna mess with my discount? Bold move, considering I’ve got the reflexes of a caffeinated squirrel and the moral outrage of a reality TV contestant. This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a battle cry for every penny-pincher who’s ever glared at an expiration date. I’ll protect this deal like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party, and trust me, I’ve got elbows sharper than a clearance rack coat hanger. Try me, and you’ll be left paying retail while I’m over here cackling in savings. Discount’s mine, loser—better luck next sale.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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