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Enemy Of The State T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say “catch me if you can” to the “Enemy Of The State T-shirt”, your cotton cloak for when you’re one conspiracy theory away from a black van tailing you, you tinfoil-toting troublemaker! This shirt’s softer than your bunker stash and sassier than your “they’re onto me” whisper—perfect for wearing while you dodge taxes and…
Description
Say “catch me if you can” to the “Enemy Of The State T-shirt”, your cotton cloak for when you’re one conspiracy theory away from a black van tailing you, you tinfoil-toting troublemaker! This shirt’s softer than your bunker stash and sassier than your “they’re onto me” whisper—perfect for wearing while you dodge taxes and glare at every doorbell cam like it’s a narc. Slip it on and watch your neighbors flinch as you strut like a wanted legend—because “enemy” isn’t just a label, it’s your whole vibe, you paranoid punk! It’s the ultimate jab at the system, stitched with enough snark to make a spy satellite blink. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your rebellion—because you’re not just off-grid, you’re off the chain, you rogue renegade!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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