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Enemy Of The State T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say hello to the “Enemy Of The State T-shirt”, your cotton wanted poster for when you’re one tinfoil hat away from a government watchlist, you paranoid provocateur! This shirt’s softer than your bunker mattress and sassier than your “they’re listening” whisper—perfect for wearing while you dodge drones and glare at every mailbox like it’s…
Description
Say hello to the “Enemy Of The State T-shirt”, your cotton wanted poster for when you’re one tinfoil hat away from a government watchlist, you paranoid provocateur! This shirt’s softer than your bunker mattress and sassier than your “they’re listening” whisper—perfect for wearing while you dodge drones and glare at every mailbox like it’s a spy in disguise. Slip it on and watch your neighbors twitch as you strut like a fugitive folk hero—because nothing says “rebel” like a shirt that’s basically a dare to the feds, you conspiracy-crazed clown! It’s the ultimate jab at the man, stitched with enough snark to make a surveillance van sweat. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your defiance—because you’re not just a citizen, you’re public enemy #1, you rogue rascal!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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