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Everything I Love Is Expensive Or Blonde T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say oof to the “Everything I Love Is Expensive Or Blonde T-shirt”, your cotton confession for when your taste runs pricier than your paycheck and blonder than your dating history, you broke-but-bougie babe! This shirt’s softer than your bank account’s tears and sassier than your “I deserve this” splurge—perfect for wearing while you drool…
Description
Say oof to the “Everything I Love Is Expensive Or Blonde T-shirt”, your cotton confession for when your taste runs pricier than your paycheck and blonder than your dating history, you broke-but-bougie babe! This shirt’s softer than your bank account’s tears and sassier than your “I deserve this” splurge—perfect for wearing while you drool over Gucci bags and wink at every peroxide princess passing by. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like a tragic romantic—because nothing says “life goals” like lusting after cash-drains and highlights, you shallow showoff! It’s the ultimate jab at your own bad choices, stitched with enough snark to make a sugar daddy blush. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your woes—because you’re not just unlucky, you’re expensively obsessed, you blonde-loving bankrupt!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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