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Fabulous at 50 – T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Happy 50th Birthday—congrats on turning 50, where your idea of “turning up” is turning down the lights for a solid 8 p.m. bedtime. You’ve racked up five decades of wisdom, or at least enough trivia to dominate bar quizzes while sipping decaf. This shirt’s your shoutout to surviving the ‘70s, ‘80s, ‘90s, and whatever…
Description
Happy 50th Birthday—congrats on turning 50, where your idea of “turning up” is turning down the lights for a solid 8 p.m. bedtime. You’ve racked up five decades of wisdom, or at least enough trivia to dominate bar quizzes while sipping decaf. This shirt’s your shoutout to surviving the ‘70s, ‘80s, ‘90s, and whatever the hell the 2000s were—frankly, you deserve a medal, not just cotton. You’re too seasoned to care about trends, too spry to sit still, and too sarcastic to let 50 slow you down. Celebrate with cake, because at this point, your metabolism’s just a suggestion anyway. Women adore you, fish might not care, but your cat’s plotting your 51st—classic 50 vibes. Wear this like the icon you are; half a century’s no small feat when you’ve dodged skinny jeans and TikTok dances. Here’s to you, you magnificent 50-year-old mess—keep rocking it.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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