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Childless Cat Lady – T shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say “purr over people” to the “Childless Cat Lady T-shirt”, your cotton badge for when you’ve got more cats than kids and zero regrets, you feline-fancying freak! This shirt’s softer than your kitty cuddle pile and sassier than your “humans are overrated” sneer—perfect for wearing while you sip tea and hiss at stroller moms…
Description
Say “purr over people” to the “Childless Cat Lady T-shirt”, your cotton badge for when you’ve got more cats than kids and zero regrets, you feline-fancying freak! This shirt’s softer than your kitty cuddle pile and sassier than your “humans are overrated” sneer—perfect for wearing while you sip tea and hiss at stroller moms from your porch. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like a cat-crowned queen—because “childless” means you’re too cool for cribs, you whisker-worshipping weirdo! It’s the ultimate jab at family life, stitched with enough snark to make a diaper bag blush. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your meow—because you’re not just solo, you’re cat-lady certified, you purr-pushing phenom!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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