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Make America Florida – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Welcome to the “Make America Florida T-shirt”, your bold cotton blueprint for a nation of flip-flop freedom and feral energy, you orange-obsessed outlaw! This shirt’s softer than your “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” slur and snappier than your “bring on the storms” boast—perfect for wearing while you grill in the rain and call it “character…
Description
Welcome to the “Make America Florida T-shirt”, your bold cotton blueprint for a nation of flip-flop freedom and feral energy, you orange-obsessed outlaw! This shirt’s softer than your “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” slur and snappier than your “bring on the storms” boast—perfect for wearing while you grill in the rain and call it “character building.” Slip it on and watch your pals flinch as you swagger like a Sunshine State sovereign—because “Make America Florida” means trading taxes for tan lines, you beach-brawling buffoon! It’s the ultimate roast of stiff states, wrapped in fabric so cozy you’ll reign in comfort. Get this fierce find and wear your weird—because you’re not just a dreamer, you’re Florida-fanatical, you sand-slinging savage!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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