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Abandon Hope – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say “see ya, optimism” to the “Abandon Hope T-shirt”, your cotton shroud for when life’s a circus and you’re the clown who lost the tent, you doom-draped dork! This shirt’s softer than your crushed dreams and sassier than your “it’s all downhill” shrug—perfect for wearing while you sip stale coffee and glare at motivational…
Description
Say “see ya, optimism” to the “Abandon Hope T-shirt”, your cotton shroud for when life’s a circus and you’re the clown who lost the tent, you doom-draped dork! This shirt’s softer than your crushed dreams and sassier than your “it’s all downhill” shrug—perfect for wearing while you sip stale coffee and glare at motivational posters like they’re mocking you. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like a prophet of despair—because “abandon hope” isn’t just a mood, it’s your mission statement, you gloom-gobbling grump! It’s the ultimate jab at sunny vibes, stitched with enough snark to make a rainbow recoil. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your surrender—because you’re not just hopeless, you’re heroically hollow, you misery-marching maven!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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