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ABANDON ALL HOPE – T-shirt
$15.68 – $21.77
Say “doom’s my vibe” to the “ABANDON ALL HOPE T-shirt”, your cotton shroud for when you’re a walking “game over” screen and loving it, you gloom-guzzling gremlin! This shirt’s softer than your last shred of optimism and sassier than your “what’s the point?” sneer—perfect for wearing while you sip black coffee and glare at…
Description
Say “doom’s my vibe” to the “ABANDON ALL HOPE T-shirt”, your cotton shroud for when you’re a walking “game over” screen and loving it, you gloom-guzzling gremlin! This shirt’s softer than your last shred of optimism and sassier than your “what’s the point?” sneer—perfect for wearing while you sip black coffee and glare at sunrise like it’s personal. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like a herald of despair—because “abandon all hope” means you’re too cool for silver linings, you misery-munching maverick! It’s the ultimate jab at cheer, stitched with enough snark to make a motivational poster weep. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your void—because you’re not just down, you’re dramatically desolate, you woe-wielding wacko!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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