Oh, you filthy genius—the “Gobble Me Swallow Me” T-shirt is your Cardi B fever dream, you twerking terror of taste! This gem’s softer than your last shred of shame and perfect for grinding at the club or just scandalizing your mailman. Wear it to bingo night and watch the seniors clutch their pearls while secretly loving it—scandalous! It’s the thirstiest lyric ever printed, and you’re the clown wearing it loud. Slip it on and own the chaos, you raunchy rockstar!