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Happy Ending Near Me – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Feast your eyes on the “Happy Ending Near Me T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a dream so close you can almost tip for it, you grin-greedy goofball! This gem’s comfier than your “just browsing” sprawl and punchier than your “is it here?” quip—perfect for wearing while you scope shady Yelp reviews and swear it’s…
Description
Feast your eyes on the “Happy Ending Near Me T-shirt”, your sarcastic salute to a dream so close you can almost tip for it, you grin-greedy goofball! This gem’s comfier than your “just browsing” sprawl and punchier than your “is it here?” quip—perfect for wearing while you scope shady Yelp reviews and swear it’s “for research.” Slip it on and watch your crew cackle as you flaunt your “happy ending” flair—because “near me” means you’re too lazy to travel for joy, you pleasure-pining punk! It’s the kind of shirt that screams “I’m curious” louder than your laugh at a sketchy neon sign. Snag this sassy slab and strut your search—because you’re not just bold, you’re endlessly expectant, you thrill-thirsty trickster!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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