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Golden Fifty – T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Happy 50th Birthday—welcome to 50, where you’re too old to count the candles but too young to admit you need help with the remote. You’ve conquered five decades of bad fashion and worse decisions—give yourself a pat on the back, if your shoulder still rotates that far. This shirt’s your victory lap, a sarcastic…
Description
Happy 50th Birthday—welcome to 50, where you’re too old to count the candles but too young to admit you need help with the remote. You’ve conquered five decades of bad fashion and worse decisions—give yourself a pat on the back, if your shoulder still rotates that far. This shirt’s your victory lap, a sarcastic salute to surviving dial tones, Y2K, and that one perm you swore was a vibe. You’re basically a superhero now—cape optional, Advil mandatory—cackling at the youth who think 30’s ancient. Fifty’s fabulous, they say, and you’re living proof, assuming “fabulous” includes muttering at slow Wi-Fi. Blow out those candles with gusto; you’ve earned the right to nap through the afterparty. Half a century’s a flex—wear it loud, you ageless wonder. Cheers to 50 more, or at least to 50 more reruns of your favorite show.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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