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finger blasted T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say “pew pew” to the “finger blasted T-shirt”, your cotton badge for when you’re a trigger-happy menace with a wild imagination, you digit-detonating dork! This shirt’s softer than your overworked hands and sassier than your “I’m a sharpshooter” flex—perfect for wearing while you mime gunslinging at the grocery store and dodge the “calm down”…
Description
Say “pew pew” to the “finger blasted T-shirt”, your cotton badge for when you’re a trigger-happy menace with a wild imagination, you digit-detonating dork! This shirt’s softer than your overworked hands and sassier than your “I’m a sharpshooter” flex—perfect for wearing while you mime gunslinging at the grocery store and dodge the “calm down” stares. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you strut like a finger-blasting bandit—because “blasted” means you’re one pew away from a timeout, you trigger-finger twit! It’s the ultimate jab at your own absurdity, stitched with enough snark to make a nerf gun jealous. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your blast—because you’re not just pointing, you’re packing finger heat, you pew-pewing prankster!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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