Description

Happy 50th Birthday—congrats on hitting the big 5-0, where your knees crack louder than your jokes and naps are a competitive sport. You’ve survived half a century of questionable hairstyles and dial-up internet, so I guess that makes you a warrior—or just really stubborn. Now you’re old enough to get senior discounts but young enough to pretend you’re “just 29 again” at the bar. Fifty looks good on you, if by “good” we mean “still upright and mildly salty about it.” Time to trade the party hat for a heating pad—welcome to the club where “wild nights” mean arguing with the thermostat. You’re a legend, though—five decades of chaos and you’re still here, smirking like you invented aging. This shirt’s your trophy; wear it loud, because who needs youth when you’ve got wisdom and a Costco membership? Here’s to 50 more—if your back holds up.

Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean