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Happy 50th Birthday – T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Happy 50th Birthday—wow, you’ve officially outlived your warranty, and yet here you are, defying gravity and good sense. Five decades in, and you’re a pro at pretending “I’ve got this” while secretly Googling “is this ache normal?” You’re not old, you’re just… seasoned, like a fine wine—or maybe a slightly dented can of Spam.…
Description
Happy 50th Birthday—wow, you’ve officially outlived your warranty, and yet here you are, defying gravity and good sense. Five decades in, and you’re a pro at pretending “I’ve got this” while secretly Googling “is this ache normal?” You’re not old, you’re just… seasoned, like a fine wine—or maybe a slightly dented can of Spam. The world’s throwing you a party, but let’s be real, you’d rather be napping than blowing out 50 candles—fire hazard much? Women want you, fish fear you, and your doctor’s thrilled with all those new appointments. This shirt’s your crown, King or Queen of Half-a-Century—strut it like you’re not already planning your early bedtime. Fifty’s the new 30, they say, but mirrors and ibuprofen beg to differ. Cheers to you, you magnificent fossil—keep rocking it.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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