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Happy 50th Birthday – T-shirt
$15.68 – $21.77
Happy 50th Birthday—look at you, hitting 50 like it’s a personal vendetta against Father Time, who’s clearly losing the fight. You’ve got 50 years of epic stories, half of which start with “back in my day” and end with everyone tuning out. Congrats on mastering the art of groaning when you stand up—it’s your…
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Happy 50th Birthday—look at you, hitting 50 like it’s a personal vendetta against Father Time, who’s clearly losing the fight. You’ve got 50 years of epic stories, half of which start with “back in my day” and end with everyone tuning out. Congrats on mastering the art of groaning when you stand up—it’s your signature move now, sexier than any dance floor twirl. This shirt’s your medal for dodging midlife crises with style, or at least faking it ‘til the cake’s cut. You’re too cool for 49, too cranky for 51—50’s your sweet spot, complete with bifocals and a grudge against skinny jeans. Blow out those candles quick before the smoke alarm outs you as a fire risk. Half a century’s no joke, but you are—so wear this loud and proud. Here’s to 50—may your sarcasm stay sharp and your joints less so.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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