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Happy 50th Birthday – T-shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
Happy 50th Birthday—you’ve made it to 50, where “youthful glow” is just sweat from trying to keep up with the grandkids. Five decades of epic wins and epic naps—honestly, who needs a trophy when you’ve got this shirt and a fridge full of leftovers? You’re a walking legend, too wise for TikTok but too…
Description
Happy 50th Birthday—you’ve made it to 50, where “youthful glow” is just sweat from trying to keep up with the grandkids. Five decades of epic wins and epic naps—honestly, who needs a trophy when you’ve got this shirt and a fridge full of leftovers? You’re a walking legend, too wise for TikTok but too broke to retire, which is basically the 50-year-old dream. Celebrate with cake, because at this point, calories are just hugs from food—embrace it. Your back’s staging a protest, but your spirit’s still 25, or at least that’s what you tell the bartender. This milestone’s proof you’re unstoppable, or just too stubborn to quit—either way, it’s sexy. Wear this tee like the badge of honor it is; 50’s the new “whatever I say it is.” Here’s to you, you glorious half-centurion—keep slaying.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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