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Happy Ending Near Me – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say “wink wink” to the “Happy Ending Near Me T-shirt”, your cotton quest for a finale so good it’s basically a Google search gone rogue, you cheeky chaser! This shirt’s softer than your sly grin and sassier than your “just asking” shrug—perfect for wearing while you strut past massage parlors and dodge the “what…
Description
Say “wink wink” to the “Happy Ending Near Me T-shirt”, your cotton quest for a finale so good it’s basically a Google search gone rogue, you cheeky chaser! This shirt’s softer than your sly grin and sassier than your “just asking” shrug—perfect for wearing while you strut past massage parlors and dodge the “what do you mean?” stares. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you flex your “happy ending” hunt—because “near me” means you’re one GPS ping from paradise, you mischief-making maverick! It’s the ultimate jab at subtlety, stitched with enough snark to make a prude blush. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your wish—because you’re not just hopeful, you’re happily hunting, you sly-smiling scamp!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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