Oh, you cheeky patriot—the “Happy Treason Day” T-shirt is your July 4th roast of Uncle Sam, you firecracker fiend! This shirt’s cozier than a colonial conspiracy and perfect for flipping off the redcoats or just grilling with a smirk. Wear it to the parade and watch the vets salute while the HOA cries—freedom’s messy, folks! It’s the snarkiest way to say “Merica” without a bald eagle tattoo. Get it and toast the rebellion, you star-spangled smartass!