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Has The Squeeze Been Squoze – T shirt
£12.00 – £17.00
“Has The Squeeze Been Squoze” stares back at me from this t-shirt like a drunk uncle asking if the party’s over—spoiler, it’s not, we’re just out of beer. The squeeze got squoze, sure, but my dreams of financial freedom are still stuck in the juicer, pulp and all. Wear this to remind the world you…
Description
“Has The Squeeze Been Squoze” stares back at me from this t-shirt like a drunk uncle asking if the party’s over—spoiler, it’s not, we’re just out of beer. The squeeze got squoze, sure, but my dreams of financial freedom are still stuck in the juicer, pulp and all. Wear this to remind the world you bet on chaos and won a front-row seat to the apocalypse. The markets are a circus, the clowns are in charge, and I’m pretty sure “squoze” is the sound my wallet made when it gave up. Still, this shirt’s a vibe. Chaos couture, baby.
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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