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Heartbeat – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say ba-dum to the “Heartbeat T-shirt”, your cotton pulse check for when you want to prove you’re alive despite your dead-end job, you caffeine-fueled zombie! This shirt’s softer than your couch coma and sassier than your “I’m fine” grunt—perfect for wearing while you fake enthusiasm for Monday meetings and pray your heart keeps ticking. Slip…
Description
Say ba-dum to the “Heartbeat T-shirt”, your cotton pulse check for when you want to prove you’re alive despite your dead-end job, you caffeine-fueled zombie! This shirt’s softer than your couch coma and sassier than your “I’m fine” grunt—perfect for wearing while you fake enthusiasm for Monday meetings and pray your heart keeps ticking. Slip it on and watch your boss squint as you strut like you’ve got a rhythm worth celebrating—because nothing says “thriving” like a shirt reminding everyone you’re not flatlining yet, you sarcastic survivor! It’s the ultimate jab at barely living, stitched with enough attitude to make your cardiologist smirk. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your pulse—because you’re not just beating, you’re beating the odds, you weary warrior!
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
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