Your cart is currently empty!
Holding Space For Defying Gravity T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Say float on to the “Holding Space For Defying Gravity T-shirt”, your cotton manifesto for when you’re pretending to be a yoga guru who’s secretly just bad at physics, you levitation-lying lunatic! This shirt’s softer than your crash landing and sassier than your “I’m so zen” flex—perfect for wearing while you meditate on the…
Description
Say float on to the “Holding Space For Defying Gravity T-shirt”, your cotton manifesto for when you’re pretending to be a yoga guru who’s secretly just bad at physics, you levitation-lying lunatic! This shirt’s softer than your crash landing and sassier than your “I’m so zen” flex—perfect for wearing while you meditate on the couch and claim you’re one deep breath from floating away. Slip it on and watch your friends smirk as you “hold space” for defying gravity—because nothing says “enlightened” like a shirt that’s basically a middle finger to Newton, you wannabe wizard! It’s the ultimate jab at grounded reality, stitched with enough snark to make the moon jealous. Grab this cheeky champ and wear your anti-gravity dreams—because you’re not just falling, you’re transcending, you spacey showoff
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
– Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching
– Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
– Classic fit for comfortable wear
– Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
– Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Bonkers Tees, legal@bonkers-tees.com, 31 Chatsworth Road , Worthing, ENG, BN11 1LY, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|
Related products
Electric Feline – Tshirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Godzilla’s Wrath – Tshirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Godzilla’s Rampage – Tshirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Lunar Leviathan – Tshirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Crow’s Wingspan – T-shirt
£13.00 – £17.00
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.